guy: isn’t it really hot in here?
me: no its just you
he took this as i think he’s hot, as in good looking. which i don’t. and now he’s flirting with me. and i am not attracted to him at all. I meant his body temperature was over heated because I’m cold.
anyways. kill me.
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An elephant's fart in a circus tent.
